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Run, don't walk. Anywhere from nine to five is probably OK. Of course, you might remember an inside joke or something you saw at brunch on Sunday that made you both laugh until you cried.

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Double points if it's the lime kind. Also, I like that you're my BFF a waffle lot.

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Though, I understand coming up funnh something that will actually make her laugh out loud can be hard, so I'm here to help you out with funny texts to send your best friend. A fruit pun is berry cute.

Or waffles, friends, work. Care to help me explain? I needed you to be in this moment with me.

Just, why? I just used a Q-tip and then had to walk it over to my kitchen.

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